R esimay
To hoom it mae cunsern,
I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.
I can Type realee
quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.
I think I am good on the phone and I no I am a pepole
person,
Pepole really seam to respond to me well. Certain men and
all the ladies.
I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can
get a job thru my persinalety.
My salerery is open
so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,
I can s tart emeditely.
Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.
hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.
Sinseerly,
BRYAN nikname Beefy
PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture
of me.
Employer's response:...
Dear Beefy-I mean Bryan,
It's OK honey, we've got spell check.
See you Monday.